It's been a while since I've posted anything Yeah, it has Many things happened in my past week I find it to hard tp post anything cos nothing ever happens And when something does happen, it's too much to blog about So thus my other reason for not blogging
The most memorable was the cycling thingy It was totally random of Dan to suggest the day before the 'outing' But nevertheless it was AWESOME Sumpah Gler Babi!
So Mael, Dans, Apan, Luq and me went to east coast Rented the bikes for 2 hours except for Apan He of course had to be different with roller blades Haha And guess what, with no padding... You can see where this is going Haha Apan on roller blades with no padding= Him getting injured with cuts=our entertainment Sorry uh but it's true, Apan As true friends we laugh at each other's misery... Haha So Apan's antics provided us with endless entertainment He was right though for not choosing knee pads cause they're for pussies "If you're gonna go down, go down like a professional" that is what I say Our plan was to head to Esplande but since Apan's on his blades we could not make it We ended up at... Actually I'm not sure of the name of that place, it's near the Kallang Stadium where to Danial Ramli, "Ramai Orang Giler" hangout So it's called ROG for short
Then we headed back cause our 2 hours were up It felt short, like really short I am really out of shape, like really I was fucking shagged by the time we reached back Like "Aku penat siowz" tired Haha Yeah, that's about it...
School's started, and I have different classes for 5 modules Say What?! Furthermore, projects have also started on my 1st week back Damn you Comm Skills 2!! ( Which I am currently doing ) I'm trying my best not to fall behind like the previous Sem Yeah so that's all I can share at this point cos need to submit my work by 11 p.m Fuck man, no more slacking around
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Okay so I'm back after a short hiatus Woohoo? Not that is exciting news... There are to reasons to why I did not blog This post might be more shitty then the other cos I haven't blog in a long time (Yeah as if I'm a pro blogger who hasn't be blogging in 1 year or something) Haha
Reason for the short hiatus was due to the fact that a metamorphosis was going in my life Like it will change me forever And it's not a figure of speech Although it's a real small change not affecting me directly But it takes a lot of my time Damn But that's that
The main reason for not posting any new updates is I have no idea what to post Nothing exciting really happened for me to blog about Which leads to a post with no content No content=Boring and lame posts Don't get me wrong here I know my posts are not fantastic or great....yet Haha But a no content post will make my blog lamer and boring-er? Boring and lame posts=Waste of time Waste of time=Not doing other beneficial stuffs What other beneficial stuffs? No idea.. But you guys get the idea right? Too bad if you don't... Haha
And as most of you all know today is the 19th... And you know what day it is tommorrow... Yeah.. Smile you bastards at the thought of it Now for the those who don't know what day it is, well go fucking shoot yourself in the head Haha, just kidding but seriously, you don't? Say What?! Well Fuck Yes Fuck for tomorrow, Don't get me wrong I don't hate Hari Raya I just hate the process of preparing for the big day
Cleaning's a bitch Like literally... My room has not been cleaned in ages And when I started cleaning, I found all sorts of disgusting things I'll leave it to your imagination to what these things might be... And when that was done I thought it was time to chill and unwind But noooo, had to wipe this, sweep that and lick that Well maybe not lick that Haha I mean why do my family clean for the day? Well for me there's no reason cos people don't come to my house My parents are both working on the weekdays My little brother's schooling, older one is in National Service Well I'm the only free one due to holidays (which will end soon, Dammit) What about the weekends you say? That time is spent by my family visiting others asking for forgiveness and shit while I do some collecting, if you know what I mean... Haha Get it? Cos I get money and to collect money, collecting? Well fuck nevermind...
And you know those green diamond shape bastards? Ketupats Yes Ketupats I've found a whole new level of enjoying and appreciating it when I'm stuffing my face with them Let me explain, Well you see my parents have a tradition to weave our own Ketupats And can i just say HolyShit ketupat weaving is fucking tiring You'll be weaving for hours Your fingers will start to cramp An I'm practically new in weaving those damn ketupats So my fingers are kind of "kaku" you might say in Malay No idea what it is in English... So you sit there for hours weaving them an throwing them in the basket And just when you thought you have done like a couple of hundreds, you'll realize that you've only done a couple of dozens So the next time you're stuffing you face with them, Think Yes think about the care the makers put in weaving them, but actually just think how tired their fingers will be...
But the most fucked up is when you seek forgiveness from your parents I love my parents Kinda... Haha No seriously I love them... But it'll get super awkward when this happens My family is not used to this type of stuffs When my mom starts tearing, I'll be like what the fuck?! I mean I don't know how to react I'll just awkwardly stand there wishing for this to be over For those who says that I have no emotions Well fuck, I'll just say I'm not used to these stuffs, okay?!
Well before this post ends, I'll like to take the opportunity to seek forgiveness and...Fuck I'll just say it in Malay cos in English it's really weird... So here goes: *Insert some cool ass poem about Raya or Ramadhan* Saya inginkan meyusunkan 10 jari memohon maaf dari hujung jari ke hujung rambut dan juga halalkan semua makanan dan minuman yg ditanggung Harap semua yang berkenalan dapat maafkan saya and halalkan semua makanan dan minuman And SELAMAT HARI RAYA!! to all Muslims Hope you guys get more money during this time Don't act as if you never wish for that every year, lying bastards Haha
Okay, until then peace...
Friday, August 14, 2009
The editing bar's back So you readers need not squint your eyes to read no more Legendary. If you forced yourself to read my previous post, thank you for being 'kay-po' enough to read Haha
So I went to catch G.I Joe with Apan and Ismail Yeah, I know 3 guys Pathez or what? Here's the thing, I came as a last minute thing If I hadn't showed up, it'll be only Apan and Ismail who will be watching the movie 2 people?! Haha But it was awesome nevertheless Overall, I think the movie scores well with action The plot was kinda boring Kinda to science-fiction-ish for me I think most movies are like this nowadays Where the plot may be dumb but the action part is like awesome So here's a tip for you movie makers Use the entire movie budget for the actions and use a 10-year old to write the plot It will work Haha
And sitting next to Apan in the movie is the worst possible place to be in a cinema Trust me Haha He was bugging me with all these questions about the movie, during the movie And when that was not enough, he'll give this random stares at you For no apparent reason (And don't burn me cos of this part Apan) Haha
There was this sisha outing again (After like a long hiatus) But it was not on a Friday but Wednesday Yeah I know, freakin random day for the sisha shit But it was kinda great cos I got to 'lepak' with Dan and Apan (And his friends) It's been a while since the 3 of us got to hang out I think it's because we're getting busier with our time Me and Apan with school Dan with whatever he does to keep him busy And as usual, we had our laughs and what not It's like a break for me from what's going on in school So kudos to the person responsible for the sisha shit I really appreciated it It's currently 1 a.m So today marks the last day of school for me AWESOME (In high-pitched kinda way) But I have exams coming up My first will be in a week's time Micro-econs... (Ninyamah) I'm kinda prepares to take supplementary papers for RHT, Micro-econs, IHT and BCS which is in September (Yeah Sup not Sub no more)
Also, in a week's time Fasting AWESOME Kinda look forward to the Geylang bazaar and shit My posts are getting shorter and shorter Just proves that my life is getting more boring and lame Oh yeah before I end off, Happy Birthday Singapore!! (I know I'm like 5 days late) Well, at least I left my mark
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
It's been a while since I've updated balls Simple fact nothing happened that is exciting
Shit, the bar on top is missing The bar where you can edit your words and shit is missing I have no idea why though So bear with me for the extra small fonts
Just did one of my end-sem test And I can safely say that sub-papers are coming Hell, I did not even know that I was taking an end-sem test I just thought it was some random paper Haha You guys know the section of the front paper where they ask to write what subject you're sitting for? I failed that section Haha I just discovered that 'BCS' stands for 'Business Computing Skills' I bet even Dan knows Although he's been missing from school for a very long time And I mean a very long time Haha I put 'Basic Computing Skills' on the paper After like what, 1 sem? It took me that long to find out one of my subjects Yeah, I'm that clueless about school
Also, I've discovered that for one of my subject, 'OB' or Organizational Behavior (Yeah, I know what 'OB' stands for) Haha I've received a fucking D+ for my work 'so far' 'So far' is 50% balls Yeah and I'm starting to panic Which I feel is a bit too late Okay la it is too late actually Haha So the other half is based on my End-sem paper at the end of the month I think Haha So as you can see my life in school basically sucks Big time
This post is short cos there is nothing much to say Pathez or what And what the fuck is 'Cempedak' in English?! And no it's not Jack fruit...
Thursday, July 30, 2009
So I've not been coming to school from the time I was sick until just now. So that makes it around 6 days? (not including the weekends) Why? I don't really have a good explanation for it... Let's just say I was in the "lazy to come to school" mood..
Well I've not really missed much in school. Oh yeah except 2 test and 2 presentation... I'm really doubtful what my GPA will be at the end. Hopefully I'll make it. Must yakin(confident), it's all in the mind Haha
So my first day back from school after my hiatus was an extremely shitty experience. I have this tutorial at 1 Usually that is... So I reached school around 1.10 cos I didn't go to the lecture. When I first stepped in, the whole class stared at me Including the teacher. First thing that popped into my mind was my zipper being undone. Why? I don't know why cos I just did.. "Is there bird shit on my head? Is there a stain on my face? Did I put my shirt the right way on?" Those were just some of the questions that were flooding through my mind at that point of time.
Fortunately, it was none of the above. But it was equally as embarrassing Apparently, my teacher had changed the timing of the tutorial at 12. So I was kinda late you might say. Class was suppose to end at 1.30 So I had 15 mins of lesson on my first day back. Not bad, not bad at all Haha
"Wah, case siow(crazy)!!" "Might as well no need to come!" "What the hell?!"
These were just some of the awesome reaction I got from the class. No one in my class had told me about the change in time. (So tempted to do a blank face smiley) Haha So I attended class for like 15 mins like a dumbfuck. Awesome... My first day back and some fuck'd up shit happens. When I found out that class was ending at 1.30 I swear I wanted to crawl into a dark corner and never show my face to the class again... Haha The shame was unbearable but I of course put on a brave front Being like "So what, it's better for me" to the class As a matter of fact I was burning with embarrassment inside.
I've also learn that I have tons of work to hand in all by this Friday. Serves me right you might say? Well I have no respond to that, except Fuck off..
So what's the moral of the story guys? Never go on a 6 days hiatus from school And if you do, don't ever come back to school cos it will be fuck'd up on your first day back
Moving on to a lighter note, I've found out that by this Friday all projects will be no more... SOLEEED!!! But my joy is short lived cos there will be tests And I mean alot of them Like really, really and I mean really a lot.. So when projects finally fucks off, tests takes a dive for them... This shows that in Poly there is no good news only There will be the " So do you want the good news or the bad news?" kinda of situation.
Projects are okay cos there's a group to rely on.. Don't get me wrong I will do my part for the group Well at least I try... Tests are like individual marks and shit... Screwed? No. Fucking Screwed. Yes.
I have 2 tests tomorrow and I don't know shit. I'm just hoping for a miracle balls... A big one at that... Also, I've got to start to study. Bad thing is I have no one to turn to. There's always the lecturers uh, I know. But they've gotta teach me from scratch I seriously doubt they will though Before I end, let me point out that I have not diss you for this post. Cos you claim that I will diss you everytime I blog. Just look out for cars the next time you take your prac... Bahaha...
Sunday, July 26, 2009
I've just came back from M'sia so this post will be short. But not that 2 sentences or a paragraph short cos that will be a waste of time wouldn't it? (No insult intended to those who blogs this way) Before I continue let me clear the air. Some of you might remember during my first post that I stated that I will not blog often. Well, scrap that.
But I'm not taking my words back totally. I mean blogging about my mundane life is boring as hell. Trust me.
Okay so the past two days have been rather good. Rather than staying at home watching the dust collecting on my stomach. On Friday, Apan,Shaf,Dan Ramli,Nina and me had a sisha outing again. Oh yeah and I almost forgot Muhd Dan and Fifi were there too, after like a few hours that is
Before I move on, there is this thing that happened before the outing. At the mosque during Friday prayers. I can now say I believe in miracles. I saw my friend, Muhd Syahfiq at the mosque la sia. During Friday prayers plak to... PFFTT...BLAHAHAA Don't get it wrong, I'm not trying to make fun of him. This is just to show the world that Syafiq can actually go through a prayer without burning... Haha But kudos to him and hope to see him next week...
Back to the outing, we all met up on time except for you know who... Haha We all headed down to good old' Tong Seng to have our dinner. After a long absence of Wanton noodle in me stomach, I decided to order one. Boy and was I in for a shock. The wantons were like tissue la sia... So soggy and miserable... But I still ate the whole plate being hungry and shit.
Then we as usual proceeded to have our sisha. Why do we do this every week? Cos I get to learn some new stuff every week.. Oh yeah and there is this cool phrase I learn which goes something like this "rekindle the candle, flame you put out" Hell I don't even know what it means. Also, I get to escape from all my school work and just slack and laugh. I wished I could freeze-frame and hold the moment cos there is always fun and laughter And I mean alot of laughter
Okay enough about the outing. Tk habis-habis psl sisha jer...
My trip to M'sia was super duper extremely... wait for it... SUCKY... Haha
The only awesome thing that happened to me was when a Mat M'sia flipped me off.. BHAAHAHAA I was fucking shag and all when I bumped into the mat. I turned around and he freaking flipped me.. Haha It's kinda off funny cos you can never look angry with a moustach like his... Those sexy moustach.. Just wished that I could lick them... Hahaha That was the first time I was verbally abused by a foreigner... Langgar wire btul uh... (Trip the wire uh)
This post is kinda sucky cos I'm dead tired and I just wanna blog before I land on my comfy bed. Realized that I wanna blog?? I don't really know why though
And yeah I finally made my words smaller upon some request. Donno why uh you wanna have smaller words. Wouldn't it be harder to read guys? Ahh..gasak uh.. My eyes are failing me so this is where we part off till next time...
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Let me first start by acknowledging that my blog has views. HAHA Pathetic as it may seem but this is as good as it gets for me.
I find myself blogging again cos I really don't have anything else to do. Thank to Fever. Well so much for not blogging again. Who knows I will learn not only to hate it, but learn to love it. Haha
I had fever on Wednesday. I mean I was not feeling lethargic or anything when Fever suddenly came knocking on my door. Dammit. What's so interesting about that I have Fever you might ask.
I was in school when I felt like shit. And what a time to get sick cos I had this presentation the next day. Being a kind soul and all I decided to tell my group in advance that I might not be able to make it for the presentation. (Names will not be mentioned due to some confidential shit)
Me: Ehk, I'm kinda feeling like shit, so that's a good chance I might not be able to make it tomorrow. Friend: You serious?! Don't pangsei (last minute back out??) us uh. Me: Seriously, I think I might be having fever. Friend: I don't care, Make sure tomorrow you come bodoh.(stupid)
I was flabbergasted. Not one ounce of pity to a guy who is about to fall sick. What the fuck?! It's not like I wished to get sick right? So I did not make it to the presentation like I tried to tell my group. Now everyone in my group knows me as the guy who back stabbed them. 5 'enemies' at one go... SOLEEEEED!!!! Haha
Speaking of enemies I created another grudge between me and another guy in class. No names shall be mentioned but let's call him Guywhotakesgradeswaytooseriously. It all started when Guywhotakesgradeswaytooseriously's group was doing a presentation. (Yes I know there is a lot of presentation in my course.) Guywhotakesgradeswaytooseriously presented for less than a minute. I mean who presents for less than a minute? After his group was done, my teacher told the class to grade the group based on their performance. I was the first to grade and my target is Guywhotakesgradeswaytooseriously I was caught off guard by my teacher's request.
Teacher: Okay, Khairul let's start with you. Grades are from A-D. Give me your HONEST opinion on Guywhotakesgradeswaytooseriously. Me: Ermm...Okay...Bbbbbbbb....C..
I donno why C came out but he told me to give my honest opinion. Based on his less than 1 minute presentation I should have given him a D. Turns out that when you wanna make friends, you should not give him the lowest grade in the entire class...
And to Guywhotakesgradeswaytooseriously you should know who you are. I mean who eats the chilly will taste the spicyness right? and if you somehow manage to come across my blog (which I seriously doubt you will) To make you feel just a bit better, let me say that I am really, really and I mean really sick... But don't get it twisted it's not a plea that I'm saying.
It's kinda of a good thing cos you won't disturb me nor shall I disturb you. Haha. So with that, I shall end it here balls...
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Monday, October 26, 2009