An Alter-Ego's Side Of The Story

2009-10-26T21:35:00.002+08:00

It's been a while since I've posted anything
Yeah, it has
Many things happened in my past week
I find it to hard tp post anything cos nothing ever happens
And when something does happen, it's too much to blog about
So thus my other reason for not blogging

The most memorable was the cycling thingy
It was totally random of Dan to suggest the day before the 'outing'
But nevertheless it was AWESOME
Sumpah Gler Babi!

So Mael, Dans, Apan, Luq and me went to east coast
Rented the bikes for 2 hours except for Apan
He of course had to be different with roller blades
Haha
And guess what, with no padding...
You can see where this is going
Haha
Apan on roller blades with no padding= Him getting injured with cuts=our entertainment
Sorry uh but it's true, Apan
As true friends we laugh at each other's misery...
Haha
So Apan's antics provided us with endless entertainment
He was right though for not choosing knee pads cause they're for pussies
"If you're gonna go down, go down like a professional" that is what I say

Our plan was to head to Esplande but since Apan's on his blades we could not make it
We ended up at...
Actually I'm not sure of the name of that place, it's near the Kallang Stadium where to Danial Ramli, "Ramai Orang Giler" hangout
So it's called ROG for short

Then we headed back cause our 2 hours were up
It felt short, like really short
I am really out of shape, like really
I was fucking shagged by the time we reached back
Like "Aku penat siowz" tired
Haha
Yeah, that's about it...

School's started, and I have different classes for 5 modules
Say What?!
Furthermore, projects have also started on my 1st week back
Damn you Comm Skills 2!!
( Which I am currently doing )
I'm trying my best not to fall behind like the previous Sem

Yeah so that's all I can share at this point cos need to submit my work by 11 p.m
Fuck man, no more slacking around

I'm back bitches

2009-09-20T02:18:00.006+08:00

Okay so I'm back after a short hiatus
Woohoo?
Not that is exciting news...
There are to reasons to why I did not blog
This post might be more shitty then the other cos I haven't blog in a long time
(Yeah as if I'm a pro blogger who hasn't be blogging in 1 year or something)
Haha

Reason for the short hiatus was due to the fact that a metamorphosis was going in my life
Like it will change me forever
And it's not a figure of speech
Although it's a real small change not affecting me directly
But it takes a lot of my time
Damn
But that's that

The main reason for not posting any new updates is I have no idea what to post
Nothing exciting really happened for me to blog about
Which leads to a post with no content
No content=Boring and lame posts
Don't get me wrong here
I know my posts are not fantastic or great....yet
Haha
But a no content post will make my blog lamer and boring-er?
Boring and lame posts=Waste of time
Waste of time=Not doing other beneficial stuffs
What other beneficial stuffs?
No idea..
But you guys get the idea right?
Too bad if you don't...
Haha

And as most of you all know today is the 19th...
And you know what day it is tommorrow...
Yeah..
Smile you bastards at the thought of it
Now for the those who don't know what day it is, well go fucking shoot yourself in the head
Haha, just kidding but seriously, you don't?
Say What?!
Well Fuck
Yes Fuck for tomorrow,
Don't get me wrong I don't hate Hari Raya
I just hate the process of preparing for the big day

Cleaning's a bitch
Like literally...
My room has not been cleaned in ages
And when I started cleaning, I found all sorts of disgusting things
I'll leave it to your imagination to what these things might be...
And when that was done I thought it was time to chill and unwind
But noooo, had to wipe this, sweep that and lick that
Well maybe not lick that
Haha
I mean why do my family clean for the day?
Well for me there's no reason cos people don't come to my house
My parents are both working on the weekdays
My little brother's schooling, older one is in National Service
Well I'm the only free one due to holidays
(which will end soon, Dammit)
What about the weekends you say?
That time is spent by my family visiting others asking for forgiveness and shit
while I do some collecting, if you know what I mean...
Haha
Get it? Cos I get money and to collect money, collecting?
Well fuck nevermind...

And you know those green diamond shape bastards?
Ketupats
Yes Ketupats
I've found a whole new level of enjoying and appreciating it when I'm stuffing my face with them
Let me explain,
Well you see my parents have a tradition to weave our own Ketupats
And can i just say HolyShit ketupat weaving is fucking tiring
You'll be weaving for hours
Your fingers will start to cramp
An I'm practically new in weaving those damn ketupats
So my fingers are kind of "kaku" you might say in Malay
No idea what it is in English...
So you sit there for hours weaving them an throwing them in the basket
And just when you thought you have done like a couple of hundreds, you'll realize that you've only done a couple of dozens
So the next time you're stuffing you face with them,
Think
Yes think about the care the makers put in weaving them, but actually just think how tired their fingers will be...

But the most fucked up is when you seek forgiveness from your parents
I love my parents
Kinda...
Haha
No seriously I love them...
But it'll get super awkward when this happens
My family is not used to this type of stuffs
When my mom starts tearing, I'll be like what the fuck?!
I mean I don't know how to react
I'll just awkwardly stand there wishing for this to be over
For those who says that I have no emotions
Well fuck, I'll just say I'm not used to these stuffs, okay?!

Well before this post ends, I'll like to take the opportunity to seek forgiveness and...Fuck I'll just say it in Malay cos in English it's really weird...
So here goes:
*Insert some cool ass poem about Raya or Ramadhan*
Saya inginkan meyusunkan 10 jari memohon maaf dari hujung jari ke hujung rambut dan juga halalkan semua makanan dan minuman yg ditanggung
Harap semua yang berkenalan dapat maafkan saya and halalkan semua makanan dan minuman
And SELAMAT HARI RAYA!! to all Muslims
Hope you guys get more money during this time
Don't act as if you never wish for that every year, lying bastards
Haha

Okay, until then peace...

Bar is back

2009-08-14T00:29:00.006+08:00

The editing bar's back
So you readers need not squint your eyes to read no more
Legendary.
If you forced yourself to read my previous post, thank you for being 'kay-po' enough to read
Haha

So I went to catch G.I Joe with Apan and Ismail
Yeah, I know 3 guys
Pathez or what?
Here's the thing, I came as a last minute thing
If I hadn't showed up, it'll be only Apan and Ismail who will be watching the movie
2 people?!
Haha
But it was awesome nevertheless
Overall, I think the movie scores well with action
The plot was kinda boring
Kinda to science-fiction-ish for me
I think most movies are like this nowadays
Where the plot may be dumb but the action part is like awesome
So here's a tip for you movie makers
Use the entire movie budget for the actions and use a 10-year old to write the plot
It will work
Haha

And sitting next to Apan in the movie is the worst possible place to be in a cinema
Trust me
Haha
He was bugging me with all these questions about the movie,
during the movie
And when that was not enough, he'll give this random stares at you
For no apparent reason
(And don't burn me cos of this part Apan)
Haha

There was this sisha outing again
(After like a long hiatus)
But it was not on a Friday but Wednesday
Yeah I know, freakin random day for the sisha shit
But it was kinda great cos I got to 'lepak' with Dan and Apan
(And his friends)
It's been a while since the 3 of us got to hang out
I think it's because we're getting busier with our time
Me and Apan with school
Dan with whatever he does to keep him busy
And as usual, we had our laughs and what not
It's like a break for me from what's going on in school
So kudos to the person responsible for the sisha shit
I really appreciated it

It's currently 1 a.m
So today marks the last day of school for me
AWESOME
(In high-pitched kinda way)
But I have exams coming up
My first will be in a week's time
Micro-econs...
(Ninyamah)
I'm kinda prepares to take supplementary papers for RHT, Micro-econs, IHT and BCS which is in September
(Yeah Sup not Sub no more)

Also, in a week's time
Fasting
AWESOME
Kinda look forward to the Geylang bazaar and shit
My posts are getting shorter and shorter
Just proves that my life is getting more boring and lame
Oh yeah before I end off,
Happy Birthday Singapore!!
(I know I'm like 5 days late)
Well, at least I left my mark

Grades

2009-08-05T23:44:00.003+08:00

It's been a while since I've updated balls
Simple fact nothing happened that is exciting

Shit, the bar on top is missing
The bar where you can edit your words and shit is missing
I have no idea why though
So bear with me for the extra small fonts

Just did one of my end-sem test
And I can safely say that sub-papers are coming
Hell, I did not even know that I was taking an end-sem test
I just thought it was some random paper
Haha
You guys know the section of the front paper where they ask to write what subject you're sitting for?
I failed that section
Haha
I just discovered that 'BCS' stands for 'Business Computing Skills'
I bet even Dan knows
Although he's been missing from school for a very long time
And I mean a very long time
Haha
I put 'Basic Computing Skills' on the paper
After like what, 1 sem?
It took me that long to find out one of my subjects
Yeah, I'm that clueless about school

Also, I've discovered that for one of my subject, 'OB' or Organizational Behavior
(Yeah, I know what 'OB' stands for)
Haha
I've received a fucking D+ for my work 'so far'
'So far' is 50% balls
Yeah and I'm starting to panic
Which I feel is a bit too late
Okay la it is too late actually
Haha
So the other half is based on my End-sem paper at the end of the month
I think
Haha
So as you can see my life in school basically sucks
Big time

This post is short cos there is nothing much to say
Pathez or what
And what the fuck is 'Cempedak' in English?!
And no it's not Jack fruit...

School

2009-07-30T00:28:00.004+08:00

So I've not been coming to school from the time I was sick until just now.
So that makes it around 6 days?
(not including the weekends)
Why?
I don't really have a good explanation for it...
Let's just say I was in the "lazy to come to school" mood..

Well I've not really missed much in school.
Oh yeah except 2 test and 2 presentation...
I'm really doubtful what my GPA will be at the end.
Hopefully I'll make it.
Must yakin(confident), it's all in the mind
Haha

So my first day back from school after my hiatus was an extremely shitty experience.
I have this tutorial at 1
Usually that is...
So I reached school around 1.10 cos I didn't go to the lecture.
When I first stepped in, the whole class stared at me
Including the teacher.
First thing that popped into my mind was my zipper being undone.
Why?
I don't know why cos I just did..
"Is there bird shit on my head? Is there a stain on my face? Did I put my shirt the right way on?"
Those were just some of the questions that were flooding through my mind at that point of time.

Fortunately, it was none of the above.
But it was equally as embarrassing
Apparently, my teacher had changed the timing of the tutorial at 12.
So I was kinda late you might say.
Class was suppose to end at 1.30
So I had 15 mins of lesson on my first day back.
Not bad, not bad at all
Haha

"Wah, case siow(crazy)!!"
"Might as well no need to come!"
"What the hell?!"

These were just some of the awesome reaction I got from the class.
No one in my class had told me about the change in time.
(So tempted to do a blank face smiley)
Haha
So I attended class for like 15 mins like a dumbfuck.
Awesome...
My first day back and some fuck'd up shit happens.
When I found out that class was ending at 1.30
I swear I wanted to crawl into a dark corner and never show my face to the class again...
Haha
The shame was unbearable but I of course put on a brave front
Being like "So what, it's better for me" to the class
As a matter of fact I was burning with embarrassment inside.

I've also learn that I have tons of work to hand in all by this Friday.
Serves me right you might say?
Well I have no respond to that, except
Fuck off..

So what's the moral of the story guys?
Never go on a 6 days hiatus from school
And if you do, don't ever come back to school cos it will be fuck'd up on your first day back

Moving on to a lighter note, I've found out that by this Friday all projects will be no more...
SOLEEED!!!
But my joy is short lived cos there will be tests
And I mean alot of them
Like really, really and I mean really a lot..
So when projects finally fucks off, tests takes a dive for them...
This shows that in Poly there is no good news only
There will be the " So do you want the good news or the bad news?" kinda of situation.

Projects are okay cos there's a group to rely on..
Don't get me wrong I will do my part for the group
Well at least I try...
Tests are like individual marks and shit...
Screwed?
No.
Fucking Screwed.
Yes.

I have 2 tests tomorrow and I don't know shit.
I'm just hoping for a miracle balls...
A big one at that...
Also, I've got to start to study.
Bad thing is I have no one to turn to.
There's always the lecturers uh, I know.
But they've gotta teach me from scratch
I seriously doubt they will though

Before I end, let me point out that I have not diss you for this post.
Cos you claim that I will diss you everytime I blog.
Just look out for cars the next time you take your prac...
Bahaha...

M'sia trip

2009-07-26T00:20:00.006+08:00

I've just came back from M'sia so this post will be short.
But not that 2 sentences or a paragraph short
cos that will be a waste of time wouldn't it?
(No insult intended to those who blogs this way)

Before I continue let me clear the air.
Some of you might remember during my first post that
I stated that I will not blog often.
Well, scrap that.

But I'm not taking my words back totally.
I mean blogging about my mundane life is boring as hell.
Trust me.

Okay so the past two days have been rather good.
Rather than staying at home watching the dust collecting on my stomach.
On Friday, Apan,Shaf,Dan Ramli,Nina and me had a sisha outing again.
Oh yeah and I almost forgot Muhd Dan and Fifi were there too, after like a few hours that is

Before I move on, there is this thing that happened before the outing.
At the mosque during Friday prayers.
I can now say I believe in miracles.
I saw my friend, Muhd Syahfiq at the mosque la sia.
During Friday prayers plak to...
PFFTT...BLAHAHAA
Don't get it wrong, I'm not trying to make fun of him.
This is just to show the world that Syafiq can actually go through a prayer without burning...
Haha
But kudos to him and hope to see him next week...

Back to the outing, we all met up on time except for you know who...
Haha
We all headed down to good old' Tong Seng to have our dinner.
After a long absence of Wanton noodle in me stomach,
I decided to order one.
Boy and was I in for a shock.
The wantons were like tissue la sia...
So soggy and miserable...
But I still ate the whole plate being hungry and shit.

Then we as usual proceeded to have our sisha.
Why do we do this every week?
Cos I get to learn some new stuff every week..
Oh yeah and there is this cool phrase I learn which goes something like this
"rekindle the candle, flame you put out"
Hell I don't even know what it means.
Also, I get to escape from all my school work and just slack and laugh.
I wished I could freeze-frame and hold the moment cos there is always fun and laughter
And I mean alot of laughter

Okay enough about the outing.
Tk habis-habis psl sisha jer...

My trip to M'sia was super duper extremely...
wait for it...
SUCKY...
Haha

The only awesome thing that happened to me was when a Mat M'sia flipped me off..
BHAAHAHAA
I was fucking shag and all when I bumped into the mat.
I turned around and he freaking flipped me..
Haha
It's kinda off funny cos you can never look angry with a moustach like his...
Those sexy moustach..
Just wished that I could lick them...
Hahaha
That was the first time I was verbally abused by a foreigner...
Langgar wire btul uh...
(Trip the wire uh)

This post is kinda sucky cos I'm dead tired
and I just wanna blog before I land on my comfy bed.
Realized that I wanna blog??
I don't really know why though

And yeah I finally made my words smaller upon some request.
Donno why uh you wanna have smaller words.
Wouldn't it be harder to read guys?
Ahh..gasak uh..
My eyes are failing me so this is where we part off till next time...

Fever

2009-07-23T15:10:00.011+08:00

Let me first start by acknowledging that my blog has views.
HAHA
Pathetic as it may seem but this is as good as it gets for me.

I find myself blogging again cos I really don't have anything else to do.
Thank to Fever.
Well so much for not blogging again.
Who knows I will learn not only to hate it, but learn to love it.
Haha

I had fever on Wednesday.
I mean I was not feeling lethargic or anything when Fever suddenly came knocking on my door.
Dammit.
What's so interesting about that I have Fever you might ask.

I was in school when I felt like shit.
And what a time to get sick cos I had this presentation the next day.
Being a kind soul and all I decided to tell my group in advance that I might not be able to make it for the presentation.
(Names will not be mentioned due to some confidential shit)

Me: Ehk, I'm kinda feeling like shit, so that's a good chance I might not be able to make it tomorrow.
Friend: You serious?! Don't pangsei (last minute back out??) us uh.
Me: Seriously, I think I might be having fever.
Friend: I don't care, Make sure tomorrow you come bodoh.(stupid)

I was flabbergasted.
Not one ounce of pity to a guy who is about to fall sick.
What the fuck?!
It's not like I wished to get sick right?
So I did not make it to the presentation like I tried to tell my group.
Now everyone in my group knows me as the guy who back stabbed them.
5 'enemies' at one go...
SOLEEEEED!!!!
Haha

Speaking of enemies I created another grudge between me and another guy in class.
No names shall be mentioned but let's call him
Guywhotakesgradeswaytooseriously.
It all started when Guywhotakesgradeswaytooseriously's group was doing a presentation.
(Yes I know there is a lot of presentation in my course.)
Guywhotakesgradeswaytooseriously presented for less than a minute.
I mean who presents for less than a minute?
After his group was done, my teacher told the class to grade the group based on their performance.
I was the first to grade and my target is Guywhotakesgradeswaytooseriously
I was caught off guard by my teacher's request.

Teacher: Okay, Khairul let's start with you. Grades are from A-D. Give me your HONEST opinion on Guywhotakesgradeswaytooseriously.
Me: Ermm...Okay...Bbbbbbbb....C..

I donno why C came out but he told me to give my honest opinion.
Based on his less than 1 minute presentation I should have given him a D.
Turns out that when you wanna make friends, you should not give him the lowest grade in the entire class...

And to Guywhotakesgradeswaytooseriously you should know who you are.
I mean who eats the chilly will taste the spicyness right?
and if you somehow manage to come across my blog
(which I seriously doubt you will)
To make you feel just a bit better, let me say that I am really, really and I mean really sick...
But don't get it twisted it's not a plea that I'm saying.

It's kinda of a good thing cos you won't disturb me nor shall I disturb you.
Haha.
So with that, I shall end it here balls...

Till then, stay safe...

Out of Boredom

2009-07-20T00:43:00.016+08:00

I've a blog atlas! I don't know what prompted me to create one.
Maybe it's just the boredom that has been eating me inside at this time.
Just to let you all readers know ( if I have any) that I will not blog often OR
blog again after this post.
So I shall do a long entry for this to make it worth while.

I'll jump straight into my school life.
But let me first say that I shall use the word Baong here and there.
What is this "Baong" that I speak of some may ask.
It's pig in Indonesia ( I think)

Some ways to use it in a proper sentence.
"Kau prangai baong uh sia"
(Your attitude is of a pig uh sia.)
or " Asal tk naik 27 baong?
("Why didn't you take 27 pig?")

Okay now that you are enlightened of the word baong, I shall continue on my school life.
Schools's a bitch might I say.
There's this subject called Micro Economics or Micro-Econs for short
I swear that the topics are way beyond my intellectual capacity.
I mean it's basically about graphs and shit.
It may not be as easy as it seems.
Hell I don't even understand the first part and now the graphs are even more fuck'd up.
There's lines everywhere on the charts and they are suppose to mean something.
For those who can understand this are basically aliens.
That is the only logical explanation I can think of.
Don't let me even start about the projects and assignments.

They have been giving us assignments like there's no tomorrow pig.
adapted from the malay pharse " kasi assignments macam tkder bsk baong"
To be honest, I actually started doing my assigments at the very last minute,
but who dosen't right?
If I were to follow my mood, I would not be doing any of them but I would affect my group's marks.
I don't wanna pull my friends mark nor I wanna be the freeloader.
Bak pepatah lembu pae susu, sapi pae nama.
(cow's milk, bull's name)
which basically means that I too get credit for my group's hardwork.
As a matter of fact, I should be doing an assignment right now, Baong
I don't think that I will get a good GPA at the end of this semester.
I'm aiming for round 2?
Fuck you if you say I'm being pessimistic.
I mean I only passed 2 test so far, Baong
To be aiming at 3 is like asking for the stars and the moon.
In fact, to be dreaming to get a 2 is being optimistic enough.

Okay, moving on from school.
Don't wanna sound to negative on my first post. (or only)
I know I'm craming most of my thoughts onto one post but I'm doubtful I'll ever do another post.
So bear with it, or just close this blog la Baong

Lately nothing exciting happened in my life,
except for the time where I was stuck on the MRT for like half an hour or maybe more.
It all started when an impromptu sisha outing was organized.
I met Apan at Pasir Ris where we will head to Bugis to meet our friends.
We were suppose to reach Bugis at 7.
But due to some unforseen events, I was late.
We were cruzing along until we reach Payar Lebar.
There was this train fault thingy, Baong btul.

Dan was already at Bugis.
Let me tell you about Dan, he has this thing where he can't wait for people.
So I was kind of nervous cos I knew he would be rally mad if we came late.
So me and Apan was in the MRT waiting for the train fault to clear.
When it finally moved, I swear that it was the slowest thing ever built.
It crawled along the tracks.
To make things worst, Apan for no apparent reason, decided to pull my earpiece.
My earpiece broke la sia, Baong pae Baong btul.
The earpiece was not expensive or anything but it was my only earpiece.
Baong like shit sia.
The "outing" was to me a bad one.
I mean I was already tired before that but I had to go to get a book from Dan.
Then there was the train fault,
Sway day la sia.

I don't wanna blog about my everyday life cos that will be kinda boring for me.
So if I ever update again,it will be about an outing or something.
I mean who wants to read about my life.
If I'm Batman or what at least something right?

Hopefully there will be views on my blog.
HAHA...
If not then okay uh cos I just want to pass the time before sleeping.

I think that goal has been well accomplished.

I think this is lengthy enough uh, at least for me it is.
So I will end of my entry here.
And for the record Baong, Baong and Baong.
Now I feel that I used it enough.

Till the next update then